The Lovestruck Witch

O poor poor old hag 
She was surely old and and ugly 
But she did deserve a hug 
For she was filled not with evil and cruelty 
True, she did kill Cinderella 
True, she did kill Ariel 
True, she did want to be the one bella 
True, she saw herself not as old, but as the great belle 
When she met this great knight 
She swore to kill him right there 
For he had come to steal her night 
To make sure, the rest of humanity had some safe air 
But when she did look into his eyes 
She fell, and fell into a world she knew not before 
She wished for all her slain boys, no more cries 
And she desired to be as sexy as the town's whore 
So she sought out the help of dragons 
Maybe they could capture her knight 
And bring him to her dungeons 
She would make love to him and it would be alright 
She sought the help of the wizard 
Maybe he could bring up a love potion 
She would be in love, and there would be no hazard 
For love is surely that which keeps the world in motion 
She ate frogs, as they would give her her beauty back 
She drank lizards' blood as they would make her look young 
She would no more be slack 
And for her, church bells would be rung 
Yet, she remained a poor poor old witch 
For the knight was none other than a God 
He had come to give her more than a twitch 
But realized that she was one who wished to be desired 
So he let her be, let her suffer 
Said he, let her live in this world 
Even if she was to live forever 
It mattered not, as long as love was now her soul's word!